Tuesday, March 20, 2012

A mental health break with Andy Borowitz.

What oh what to do?

Potential Matchup Between Black Man and Mormon Poses Dilemma for Bigots

NEW YORK (The Borowitz Report) – With a fall presidential contest between President Barack Obama and former Massachusetts governor Mitt Romney seeming increasingly likely, America’s bigots are finding themselves in a quandary over which candidate to support, prominent bigots confirmed today. 
Across the U.S., voters who describe themselves as bigots are complaining that a first-ever matchup between a Black man and a Mormon, while historic, is forcing them to ask a difficult question: which group do they hate more?

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