Beginning February 22, Human Arms Will Be Slightly Shorter
FEBRUARY 20, 1996 | ISSUE 29•06
PALO ALTO, CA—In a surprising announcement, scientists at Stanford University revealed yesterday that beginning this Thursday, human arms will become four to six inches shorter. The slight anatomical change, the most significant evolutionary development among homo sapiens in approximately 10,000 years, is expected to occur sometime between 4 and 4:30 a.m. EST.
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Evolution to Occur Thursday
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