Thursday, October 14, 2010

Palin proof that Darwin got it wrong.

From the Borowitz Report
OSLO, NORWAY (The Borowitz Report) – Two of the theory of evolution’s most vociferous doubters, Sarah Palin and Christine O’Donnell, may be living proof that Darwin was wrong, leading scientists believe.

A conference of the most prominent evolutionary scientists in the world has concluded that the apparent evolution of Ms. Palin into Ms. O’Donnell suggests, in the words of Dr. Hiroshi Kyosuke of the University of Tokyo, “that Darwin got it backwards.”

“We still believe that evolution is more than a theory and is, in fact, a very real thing,” said Dr. Kyosuke. “However, in the case of Palin and O’Donnell, it seems to be moving in a reverse direction.”


Grant said...

Pedant here. Evolution doesn't move "forward" and "backward." Palin and O'Donnell are perfectly well adapted to the emerging idiotic environment.

Philosophy professors, however...

Kevin Scheunemann said...

I think Gloria Steinem would not appreciate you singling out and insulting these 2 women for their political views based on gender.

Where is your diversity?

Where is your tolerance?

I see that you only want women to speak when they have their political opinions cleared by you.

Mpeterson said...

Ah Grant.. you've expressed it perfectly. It is true that nature selects for mediocrity. :^)