With the recent passage of health care legislation, I (as a Republican or Tea Partier) will not do the following:
1) I will not partake in the Socialist health care system that is ObamaCare.
2) I will not be employed by a place that makes me pay a Socialist Social Security Tax. I will become an independent contractor, or live in the woods and support myself.
3) I will not join the Socialist Armed forces, which are funded by tax dollars in a Socialist-like manner.
4) (If I am over 65 years of age) I will not cash another Socialist Social Security check. I will live off of pety hand outs and whatever the AARP gives me. I will also not use Socialist Medicare or Medicaid. I would much rather pay premiums that go up by 40% each year.
5) I will not run for public office, since I would be enticed to take advantage of a Socialist health care plan and a Socialist Retirement Program.
6) I will not drive on paved roads, which is funded in a Socialistic manner. Instead, I will drive my automobile off-road to get everywhere or just ride a horse.
7) If I am the victim of a crime or circumstance, I will not call upon the Socialist Police Department or the Socialist Fire Department to help me. I would rather get robbed or watch my house burn than utilize a Socialist, Government-funded institution.
8) I will not send my children to Socialist public schools. I will either home school them or send them to a private school. Or heck, I could even have them listen to Rush Limbaugh. He seems like a nice guy.
9) If I go to college, I will not accept Socialist Government grants. I would rather pay my way through school virtually unassisted.
10) I will not mail letters from the Socialist Post Office. Instead, I will enlist the help of the Pony Express.
11) I will not answer the Socialistic, Government funded Census. I would rather have a minimal number of teachers, buses and traffic lights. In signing this, I won't be sending my kids to the Socialist schools and I'm riding a horse for the rest of my life instead of driving on the roads constructed by Socialist government funding. Why should I care about these things?
We will abide by these rules to ensure that Socialistic concepts and programs do not affect our lives.