In the interest of full disclosure and in honor of Talk like a Pirate Day yesterday, a few personal piratical details.
1) I subscribe to the Not enough Pirates theory of global warming, as clearly demonstrated by the data:
-- and, more personally,
2) my pirate name is Iron Jack Bonney. True, it only applies once a year -- or when racing in Perdido Bay, Florida -- but now you know.
I merely mention it in passing.