This came in the mail last week.
I swear, if I were writing for The Onion, I could never have made this up.
If I read this correctly, it suggests that J.B. Van Hollen, as Attorney General, promises to pursue and kill criminals with the same happy competence he brings to pursuing, killing and -- presumably -- mounting a 12 point buck. (nice buck, btw.)
If he can take down a 12 pointer this easily, what chance does a 16 year old with a joint in his ashtray have?